She had not studied very hard. The test was not timed, though, so she arrived with a six-pack of Tab and worked for eight hours on it. Her grade was among the highest in the class that day.
She had not studied very hard. The test was not timed, though, so she arrived with a six-pack of Tab and worked for eight hours on it. Her grade was among the highest in the class that day.

posted : Saturday, June 27th, 2009

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There are dreams, and there are career plans. Try living the life in earnest. It will be painful. There will be little escape from the reality of the dream. The dream will not be an escape any longer. The dream will be the job.
There are dreams, and there are career plans. Try living the life in earnest. It will be painful. There will be little escape from the reality of the dream. The dream will not be an escape any longer. The dream will be the job.

posted : Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

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Home is worse than L.A. In L.A. at least you can complain about L.A. Complaining about L.A. is soul cleansing and invigorating. Complaining about home is just depressing. People say, Why don’t you leave, then?
Home is worse than L.A. In L.A. at least you can complain about L.A. Complaining about L.A. is soul cleansing and invigorating. Complaining about home is just depressing. People say, Why don’t you leave, then?

posted : Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

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Our conversations can last as little as thirty seconds. He calls, drops a few F-bombs, makes his point, and hangs up.
Our conversations can last as little as thirty seconds. He calls, drops a few F-bombs, makes his point, and hangs up.

posted : Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

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Darwin taught us to be suspicious of anything that evolved overnight.
Darwin taught us to be suspicious of anything that evolved overnight.

posted : Thursday, June 18th, 2009

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A funny thing happened on the way to equality.
A funny thing happened on the way to equality.

posted : Thursday, June 18th, 2009

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MySpace will lay off about 30% of its workforce, which is approximately 425 employees. This begs the question: what are hundreds of people doing behind the MyScene? The answer includes: not working on design.
MySpace will lay off about 30% of its workforce, which is approximately 425 employees. This begs the question: what are hundreds of people doing behind the MyScene? The answer includes: not working on design.

posted : Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

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So…Godot finally showed up.
So…Godot finally showed up.

posted : Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

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How is he?
He’s a businessman.
How is he?
He’s a businessman.

posted : Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

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Lady GaGa is like the female 50 Cent. She says, “I won’t hug or kiss you ‘cause I’m just lovin’ with my muffin.” 50 says, “I’m into having sex, I ain’t into making love, so come give me a hug.” It isn’t quite the same, but it’s close enough.
Lady GaGa is like the female 50 Cent. She says, “I won’t hug or kiss you ‘cause I’m just lovin’ with my muffin.” 50 says, “I’m into having sex, I ain’t into making love, so come give me a hug.” It isn’t quite the same, but it’s close enough.

posted : Saturday, June 6th, 2009

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