Once you learn to like yourself, you can be open to all the gifts life has to give you.
They went to train bridges to listen to the sounds the train would actually produce. The group found the sound the train made was not dancable and changed it slightly.
Why would we want to hang out with my ex-boyfriend?
Because I have everything going in life that he doesn’t. It would be funny.
Hi, I work at Target.
Hi, I’m European.
In the dream, the ex was even more overweight that previously imagined and had stringy long hair I never thought he could actually grow. He was also slightly balding. We were all forced to be together. It was terrible, but for no specific reasons other than the obvious.
He hasn’t learned anything in seven years of not talking to you? If anything is constant, it is that you can’t walk in & out of someone’s life.
He listed his location as South Korea.
He shouldn’t put you in the guilt-ridden position of being his only online friend. You can cancel your account if you want to.
I got my computer set up with an alarm so that every day, I will wake up to Andrew W.K. It’s my audible light box.
Yeah, like a light box when you have a migraine.
A woman like that could teach you a lot about yourself.
What does that mean?
It has to do with throwing the fight versus your personal code of honor.
The first day you’ve left office, someone comes over to plan your funeral—as if it isn’t depressing enough that you no longer run the country. I sure hope it wasn’t Betty’s idea to name the rehab after herself. I’d refuse that bagpipe music.
If the thought of public speaking, a stressful meeting, or an impending financial obligation ties your stomach in knots, it’s time to try having children.
This year, we had a bumper crop of rural know-nothings.
