The fuck who murdered Dr. George Tiller said he did it for the children. He apparently didn’t get the memo that Wu Tang are already for the children. Job’s taken, fool.
Forgive me for saying so, but those 15-year-old girls on those reality shows about teen pregnancy all need C-sections because they don’t know how do their kegels yet.
I knew I didn’t want to be her “friend” when I noticed she was a “fan” of a townie band and “no mosques here.” We are connected by someone who is a “fan” of Dr. Pepper, Batman, Jackson Pollack, PostSecret, and NGLLCYNY.
We consulted our respective schedules and decided we’d see each other for lunch on Groundhog Day.
How many times will you have lunch that day?
He ended his performance by hurling obscene insults at a celebrity blogger in the crowd, who had Tweeted that the show was “unbelievably BAD” to his fans. The casino was later forced to apologize.
Once you learn to like yourself, you can be open to all the gifts life has to give you.
They went to train bridges to listen to the sounds the train would actually produce. The group found the sound the train made was not dancable and changed it slightly.
Why would we want to hang out with my ex-boyfriend?
Because I have everything going in life that he doesn’t. It would be funny.
Hi, I work at Target.
Hi, I’m European.
In the dream, the ex was even more overweight that previously imagined and had stringy long hair I never thought he could actually grow. He was also slightly balding. We were all forced to be together. It was terrible, but for no specific reasons other than the obvious.
He hasn’t learned anything in seven years of not talking to you? If anything is constant, it is that you can’t walk in & out of someone’s life.
He listed his location as South Korea.
He shouldn’t put you in the guilt-ridden position of being his only online friend. You can cancel your account if you want to.
