(Today’s) (artistic) interests: replanting trees uprooted for holiday decoration, art as space, screaming back at children in public, plop art, Gillian Anderson screensavers, plagiarized Mirabella articles, anonymity to speak back to institutions
I may be on the radio and asked to speak about my next level dreamboat love. If only you could get paid for that shit.
She was fired from Domino’s for telling a customer to “Go straddle a narwhal, you chlorinated gene pool.”
Even when I’m super tired I don’t wanna let y’all down … my fans are my family … FANMILY!
New phone. Wanna be in it? Text me w/ your name and a pic of your tits (girls only).
Top sales of day one: painkillers, morning after pill, fast food.
Blockbuster opens at noon and primarily rents out films like The Hangover.
Songs that came on shuffle: Don’t Change by INXS, Stay Don’t Go by Spoon.
He was referred to as a “He Susan Boyle,” but I suppose that’s something. Less talented people can only rely on their good looks.
Do you think they’re taught to grow up and brawl in public? Do you think political office can only be held by those willing to throw down?
Every time she sees the French Canadians who live in her trailer park and play pétanque, she hollers, “Bonjour!” in a thick Michigan accent. She also says “hola” to the Guatemalan waitress she befriended at the local Chinese buffet.
