haldana

She still thinks about him every day, especially when she...

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:19:41 +0200

She still thinks about him every day, especially when she listens to “Man Research” by Gorillaz.
How long will you have to be married before that stops?
It’s not about commitment; it’s about ability to look him up online.

Walt Whitman was very civics oriented. My other role models are...

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:13:36 +0200

Walt Whitman was very civics oriented. My other role models are this zinester girl from Oregon and the guy at my grocery. No joke; he has the best beard I have ever seen and really understand how to pack a bag. I aspire to that.

An overweight, middle-aged gay man from central Indiana, his...

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:13:29 +0200

An overweight, middle-aged gay man from central Indiana, his ‘political affiliation’ was written in: ‘more liberal than you can possibly imagine.’ As a leftist European from a social welfare state, I have to say, that’s highly unlikely.

After giving George Clooney his pot-bellied pig, she was shot in...

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:23:48 +0200

After giving George Clooney his pot-bellied pig, she was shot in the arm by Charlie Sheen and married John Travolta, who has a jumbo jet that he uses to fly teams of Scientologists to disaster areas. After one of their children died in 2009, she became pregnant again this year. She is 47.

Average height, pallid, into fitness, ‘cute’...

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 01:54:48 +0200

Average height, pallid, into fitness, ‘cute’ I’m told, very unusual, very genuine. Just walk around, hang out. Too humid for anything else. Like tennis.

Obviously I’m just being lazy and not wanting to go out...

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 01:49:10 +0200

Obviously I’m just being lazy and not wanting to go out girl hunting and do the 1. is she single? 2. is she making eyes at me 3. is that guy shes with her bf or friend. I don’t want to travel too far! I want to put emphasis on proximity.

Kevin has joined the groups Intranet 3.0, Webinars for Bioneers,...

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 01:39:57 +0200

Kevin has joined the groups Intranet 3.0, Webinars for Bioneers, Alumni Networking for Graduates, and I Want To Be An Attorney.

One man’s fat is another man’s curvy and a third...

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 02:56:05 +0200

One man’s fat is another man’s curvy and a third man’s normal. I’m not a stick, don’t expect it. I am emotionally together. Please type ALIVE MAN in your subject line; lots of bots out there.

Box wine is the result of battery acid transport and Australia.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:30:06 +0200

Box wine is the result of battery acid transport and Australia.

She is drawn increasingly toward both the cold, undead vampire...

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:07:33 +0200

She is drawn increasingly toward both the cold, undead vampire and her warm-blooded, shirtless werewolf friend. From this, she understands the elemental dichotomy of a Robert Frost verse in ways that the Yankee poet might never have intended.

I work in construction, leave my house in my 4wd pickup, spare...

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 22:47:38 +0200

I work in construction, leave my house in my 4wd pickup, spare fuel cell in back, diesel of course. Machines, mud and dust are words used in my day. I am not super educated but have been to a few colleges and trade school. Hobbies include open wheel racing, hanging out.

On Monday night, a 62-foot-tall statue of Jesus got hit by...

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:09:59 +0200

On Monday night, a 62-foot-tall statue of Jesus got hit by lightning and burned to the ground. The adult bookstore across the street was unscathed.

The bikes use only one gear and have no brakes and racing takes...

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:55:23 +0200

The bikes use only one gear and have no brakes and racing takes place on a flat oval track usually consisting of dirt or loosely packed shale.

I like setting people up, but I’m not sure they’ll...

Tue, 25 May 2010 01:21:01 +0200

I like setting people up, but I’m not sure they’ll get along. He’s a manorexic pot smoker, and she’s a “new welfarist” vegan who refers to omnivores as “corpse munchers.” That said, they both tend to be proud of how they conduct themselves in society.

I want to treat my work like a craft. Like basketmaking?

Mon, 17 May 2010 18:30:46 +0200

I want to treat my work like a craft.
Like basketmaking?

Put up this status if you know/are related to someone killed on...

Sun, 16 May 2010 00:34:36 +0200

Put up this status if you know/are related to someone killed on the Death Star. My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that the Rebel Alliance is a band of terrorist scum. These rebels continue to kill our brave brothers in white… 93% won’t copy and paste this. Will YOU make this your status for an hour?

Just because her dad is a dentist doesn’t mean her teeth...

Sat, 15 May 2010 10:13:50 +0200

Just because her dad is a dentist doesn’t mean her teeth won’t be ruined by her lifelong bulimia.

When I look back on this time, I can see that I was an Internet...

Sat, 15 May 2010 10:11:39 +0200

When I look back on this time, I can see that I was an Internet addict waiting to happen: socially isolated, needy, impatient, narcissistic, increasingly computer-dependent. It turned out I was part of a growing demographic: upwardly mobile nomads on a slow retreat from the inconveniences of actual life.

I have to floss entirely too much. That’s what I get for having...

Wed, 12 May 2010 21:00:06 +0200

I have to floss entirely too much. That’s what I get for having so few teeth. I hope I can bring back flossing as sexy. That whole mint v. cinnamon battle is a tough one to enter though. I’m not convinced that it is my place to take it on.

The hardest part about creating my profile is deciding what to...

Tue, 11 May 2010 09:32:39 +0200

The hardest part about creating my profile is deciding what to put in the text area. There is a spot to describe your idea of a perfect date but I really don’t know what I consider to be a perfect date. I think I need to google some other people’s ideas or just browse some male profiles to see what everyone else is saying.