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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>ephemera. deconstruction. farms. zine.</description><title>haldana</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @haldana)</generator><link>http://haldana.info/</link><item><title>The rest stop had served as a bit of a recreation area, too,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytyknNwrA1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The rest stop had served as a bit of a recreation area, too, with picnic tables and educational information about the nearby White River, and the life of bats.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/428957582</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/428957582</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:31:35 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>The concept was largely derided by the ‘hater’...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydd9hzQxO1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The concept was largely derided by the ‘hater’ community and led to much speculation as to his ultimate motives. After a brief set of introduction videos explaining the concept, the project (like many of his previous ventures) eventually lost steam.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/409879796</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/409879796</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:29:41 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I currently play drums in an ambient/space-rock band. I love my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7xy2oM251qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I currently play drums in an ambient/space-rock band. I love my family to death!! I have had 8 cars. MST3K is my guilty pleasure. No conflicted individuals. Please be super cute.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403787029</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403787029</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:10:50 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I am 420 friendly, and am always down for a smoke cruise. I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7xieQ4cx1qzsr7to1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am 420 friendly, and am always down for a smoke cruise. I don’t mind staying in cuddling with a movie, and I don’t mind getting a drink with friends. I wear jeans and a hoodie all the time. Cougars welcome. Will travel. Please ignore my Donnie Darko costume in the photo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403768121</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403768121</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:01:26 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Do the men in your life refer to each other as...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7x7e0Pmx1qzsr7to1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do the men in your life refer to each other as “dawg”? Do they say things like “drop it like it’s hot”? Do they call their car a whip?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403754950</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403754950</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:54:50 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I wear skinny jeans and wear flannel/band shirts. I like to ride...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7x2gDnsQ1qzsr7to1_r1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wear skinny jeans and wear flannel/band shirts. I like to ride BMX, play PC games, occasionally 360. I’m not really looking for anything specific. We can talk, hangout, have a relationship or whatever you feel like.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403749241</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403749241</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:51:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I am looking for a woman who can dress up for a romantic night...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7x07BUT61qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am looking for a woman who can dress up for a romantic night but who can also throw on a pair of jeans and have a great time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403746645</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403746645</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:50:31 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I have some goals in life. I am heading out too Market Basket to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7wnncIhE1qzsr7to1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have some goals in life. I am heading out too Market Basket to do my weekly shopping. I will be there around noon and I was thinking this might be a good way too see if you are interested in possibly chatting a bit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403732143</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403732143</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:42:59 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>You would be just as comfortable in jeans, sneakers, and a hat...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7wfs1sQr1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You would be just as comfortable in jeans, sneakers, and a hat watching a ball game as you would be at a nice dinner. A night on the town or a night in with a fierce game of Scrabble suit you both well as long as neither one becomes the norm.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403722777</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403722777</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:38:16 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>You know Chris Columbus = eurotrash, right?
He just needs a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7w8bUkei1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know Chris Columbus = eurotrash, right?&lt;br/&gt;
He just needs a disco nap.&lt;br/&gt;
So do you. You look like shit. What’s your secret?&lt;br/&gt;
Lifestyle liberalism.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403713874</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403713874</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:33:47 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>The fuck who murdered Dr. George Tiller said he did it for the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7vxzIHyB1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The fuck who murdered Dr. George Tiller said he did it for the children. He apparently didn’t get the memo that Wu Tang are already for the children. Job’s taken, fool.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403701962</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403701962</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:27:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Forgive me for saying so, but those 15-year-old girls on those...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7kqh3B351qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Forgive me for saying so, but those 15-year-old girls on those reality shows about teen pregnancy all need C-sections because they don’t know how do their kegels yet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403238998</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403238998</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:25:29 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>I knew I didn’t want to be her “friend” when I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky7kerE1fA1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I knew I didn’t want to be her “friend” when I noticed she was a “fan” of a townie band and “no mosques here.” We are connected by someone who is a “fan” of Dr. Pepper, Batman, Jackson Pollack, PostSecret, and NGLLCYNY.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/403225966</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/403225966</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:18:27 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>We consulted our respective schedules and decided we’d see...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxyn3f1WWK1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We consulted our respective schedules and decided we’d see each other for lunch on Groundhog Day.&lt;br/&gt;
How many times will you have lunch that day?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/393656351</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/393656351</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:38:03 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>He ended his performance by hurling obscene insults at a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxymx6gMJQ1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He ended his performance by hurling obscene insults at a celebrity blogger in the crowd, who had Tweeted that the show was “unbelievably BAD” to his fans. The casino was later forced to apologize.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/393649709</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/393649709</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:34:18 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Once you learn to like yourself, you can be open to all the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxafh3aRo31qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Once you learn to like yourself, you can be open to all the gifts life has to give you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/369416259</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/369416259</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:51:01 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>They went to train bridges to listen to the sounds the train...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx2ylvVQBw1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;They went to train bridges to listen to the sounds the train would actually produce. The group found the sound the train made was not dancable and changed it slightly.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/361981986</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/361981986</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 23:03:31 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Why would we want to hang out with my ex-boyfriend?
Because I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwx5snrulq1qzsr7to1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Why would we want to hang out with my ex-boyfriend?&lt;br/&gt;
Because I have everything going in life that he doesn’t. It would be funny.&lt;br/&gt;
Hi, I work at Target.&lt;br/&gt;
Hi, I’m European.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/356463002</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/356463002</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:53:11 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In the dream, the ex was even more overweight that previously...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwvq7gM2Xz1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In the dream, the ex was even more overweight that previously imagined and had stringy long hair I never thought he could actually grow. He was also slightly balding. We were all forced to be together. It was terrible, but for no specific reasons other than the obvious.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/355119842</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/355119842</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:18:51 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>He hasn’t learned anything in seven years of not talking...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwvpwkRBbp1qzsr7to1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He hasn’t learned anything in seven years of not talking to you? If anything is constant, it is that you can’t walk in &amp; out of someone’s life.&lt;br/&gt;
He listed his location as South Korea.&lt;br/&gt;
He shouldn’t put you in the guilt-ridden position of being his only online friend. You can cancel your account if you want to.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://haldana.info/post/355109603</link><guid>http://haldana.info/post/355109603</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:12:20 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
